The boy doesn't just get it. Does he? 2 matches and 'the top talent" of Italian football is yet to find the net. Well, guess that's because he's been hitting other things other than the back of the net..Hmmm.
Let's see what he's been hitting.
"Super Mario" certainly has a thing for wholesome girls, as he dated pornstar Sophie Reade before being dumped by her for cheating on Sophie with her best friend. Can you imagine that? A porn-star accuse Super Mario of cheating? Lol. What a funny world. Guess Balo is tired of countless scenes of her unfaithfulness going viral on web. If there's a man who can identify with televised cheating, I think Mario could fit the shoes. No wonder he's been having problems! It's all psychological.
Ok Mario, #Dassokay. Sophie Reade. |
Why doesn't it surprise us that Balotelli rebounded from his breakup with Sophie Reade by dating another world famous pornstar. Yes you read good, another porno. But hey, nobody is dishing out judgements here, Holly Henderson is a good geh. Well, at least Off the screen.
Mario and Holly on Jolly! |
Hmm, #issokay. Holly Henderson |
Raffaella Fico. |
Balotelli's vast riches have turned his attention-seeking childish behaviour into a way of life. He's the Manchester City footballer who admitted to having a fling with the same prostitute as Wayne Rooney. This is the same star who, last year, caused a blaze at his £3m Cheshire mansion by shooting fireworks out of the bathroom window with his friends. The 21-year-old, who is paid £125,000-a-week, has collected an estimated £10,000 worth of parking tickets leaving his Bentley on double yellow lines. Well, I guess Ghanians would be happy this dude does not claim their passport.
Jenny Thompson the prostitute who famously took part in a threesome with fellow football multi-millionaire, Wayne Rooney, while his wife Coleen was pregnant. |
Attention-seeker and Italian Bad-boy: Balotelli with girlfriend Raffaella posing in a nightclub in Milan. |
The dude sure has a good taste for beauty, but not for women. Balo Baba, carry go.
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